Welcome Back!

Ok so I know it has been almost a whole year since I last wrote on here but im back like cooked crack ladies and gentlemen. I was wondering what better way to get back to being what this blog is for than frying some unsespecting niggas! Lets start with King Bitch! Because that sure is what LeBron played like in what most aspect to be his last game as a Cavalier. I mean when you are the franchise player you have to come better than that man, this nigga was looking like a stripper in church...LOST! I decided not to go to hard on anyone since I am just getting back but please expect a lot more funny shit to come. With that said I will leave on a peom I was heard entittled ]

"Don't Be Fucking With My Shit"

Don't be fucking with my shit

Get you own stuff you greedy bitch

Keep your hands off my clothes and your eyes of my cash

Or I will break off a size 12 in your muthafucking ass!

If I find two dollars when I know I had seven

I'll be on your monkey ass like 5 minutes to 7!

So your eyes may look and your teeth may grit

But don't be fucking with my shit!

NOT A BABY ANYMORE.......RIGHT?

Man my nigga Yancy is no longer a baby. Nigga was pulling chipindale moves on hoes at the party. Nigga became a legend just not the kind of legen we were expecting....more of a did that nigga just do that legend....although he took it in the face first LMAO!

Upset!

Ok so I won't to appologize for hyping the party of the year(was suppossed to be) to something it wasn't. I really thought it would be like the fucking movie man. I wanted to walk in a room to a bad bitch with a hard dick, then kick her in the chest and yell "THIS IS SPARTA, PREPARE FOR GLORY" but ay what can I say the it was a shortage on the females but still hand clap for Carlton.

Kenny "The NIGGA" Williams

Props to my nig for going and gettin Peavy!

Long time coming-GUNNING

Ok so its been awhile but I have been busy but I had to blog about this. My nigga Doss and Eversley put on a epic fucking session at the end of Carlton's part for 5HOURS!. Man the top lines of the night for me was when Eversley told Doss he looked like a biracial Pac-Man in his fucking "ALL WHITE FIT" and them yellow dirty ass shoes that matched his hat. Of course Doss known for being quick on his feet delivered my favorite line of the night. When asked if he had roaches at his house he responded by saying "naw nigga your mom and a fif of hen"

Guts!

Ok so I recently was in the lab mixing up some stuff that I thought would be useful for the women at the upcoming house party and it is "Strong Guts" this will allow your guts to not become weak and loose after I beat that shit out. I also will be bringing 4 wheelchairs for anyone thinking they will need one, however I will not have a wheelchair accesible vehicle.

Back like cooked crack!

Ok so I haven't blogged in awhile because I have been making videos and hitting the studio man. However today was a good day as Darrius and Dallas traveled to NU to make a promo video with Dallas. The train ride home was what made my day though. Some nigga told me about how he has been selling CD's on the street for 16 years. WTF! Nigga trying to get a retirement plan off selling muthafucking CD's? Then the nigga started saying that LiL Wayne was wack because he didn't sell his CD's on the street but instead in stores. I said nigga duh because he getting paid dumbass. Darrius was being nice but I let the nig have it.